So as many know, Williamsburg during the summer can have some unbearably high humidity levels. It seems every day in lab, we look out the windows to see beautiful sunny days and blue skies. By the time we get out at 5:30, however, so much water has evaporated that we have a mini-thunderstorm. By the time the clouds exhaust their excess moisture, it’s dark outside and too late to get any Vitamin D. So due to extreme discomfort, the citizens of the ‘burg sent out a plea for help. Their relief: The Dessicator.
He came on a day that would have been beautiful, had it not been for the 99% humidity. He surveyed the sweltering scene in front of him; the steam rising from Barksdale Field cast a haze on everything in the distance. He took special note of a couple of miserable friends, Doug and Jenny. These two had wanted to go to the beach every day for the past week, but because of the continuous thunderstorms, wouldn’t have been able to swim. While the beach can be fun in the rain, lightening might have put a damper on the festivities. As the Dessicator watched their obvious disappointment in the weather, he devised a plan. He explored the surrounding skies, and noticed a front that would sweep through Virginia, narrowly missing the Coastal Plain. That’s when the figurative lightbulb went on. He called in a few favors from his gang of friends, the Hood Vents, and described his plan.
All week, the rain came like clockwork. That is to say, when the clock hit 5, the clouds opened. Doug and Jenny watched in despair as Thursday night, a veritable hurricane drenched the campus. Then things started to change. After the downpour, the clouds suddenly disappeared. All Friday, they watched in anticipation as the sky remained clear. By the time lab let out, the sky was vivdly blue, the weather gorgeous, and the beach sandy. The Dessicator watched, satisfied as Doug and Jenny lounged on the beach, a well-deserved rest after a long week in the lab. Hood Vent 1 nodded his approval as he dusted his palms. The storm he had blown through town had cleared up all the moisture, ensuring the perfect beach day.
(Note to readers: a dessicator and the hood vents are devices used in lab to remove moisture from glassware.)
-Emily Shmemily